Aaron's Fortune-Telling ProgramThis program will tell your fortune as accurately and more cheaply than psychics, numerologists, palmists, or even physicists and chemists!
How does it work? Without giving away proprietary trade secrets, I can't give a complete explanation, but what I can say is that this program takes advantage of an undocumented feature in all forms-capable Web browsers: AFTP, Aaron's Fortune-Telling Protocol. The browser reads the psychic impression you have made upon the computer over the years (again, using a proprietary method of querying the CPU and other intelligent circuitry) and sends that to the Web server via AFTP. Aaron's Fortune-Telling Program (also called AFTP, just to confuse things) then analyzes this data and presents it to our panel of experts. Our experts craft a special individual fortune just for you -- instantly!