Aaron's Fortune-Telling Program: Your Future
After careful deliberation by our panel of experts, we believe that the following is an accurate prediction of your future:After a long period of loneliness and discontent, you finally will find that special someone with whom you will share a deep intimacy. Unfortunately, soon after you find him or her, you will find that the physical attributes you possess are suddenly raised to the top of the world's collective aesthetic sense. Despite your need at this time for a meaningful relationship, you will be unable to resist the temptation of the countless lovers who shower you with favors, and the intimacy will end, replaced by mere physical interactions that will leave you drained and empty.
In terms of work life, you will be able to cut your work path short in favor of a more lucrative career in modeling; however, by this time modeling is quite passé, and you will be mostly shunned by the business and professional world.
Remember: the future is changeable, and your knowledge of your future may lead to your avoiding the events that make it happen. Thus, we cannot guarantee results. (In fact, if you load this page again, you will most likely get a different fortune, due to this effect.) However, we are proud of our life forecasting service, and we stand behind our work.