Aaron's Fortune-Telling Program: Your Future
After careful deliberation by our panel of experts, we believe that the following is an accurate prediction of your future:Although it is clear that you will not attain the career goals you have set for yourself, whether you will be able to adjust to your shortcomings remains unpredictable. Fast food or used cars may be in your future. It seems that your romantic interests will continue to lead you to persons of the incorrect sexual preference, and that this may frustrate you until male or female impersonators become something of a fetish. However, it does appear as though now-estranged members of your extended family will become a source of support for you, despite your long disagreement over whether vinegar is appropriate for French fried potatoes.
Remember: the future is changeable, and your knowledge of your future may lead to your avoiding the events that make it happen. Thus, we cannot guarantee results. (In fact, if you load this page again, you will most likely get a different fortune, due to this effect.) However, we are proud of our life forecasting service, and we stand behind our work.