Aaron's Fortune-Telling Program: Your Future
After careful deliberation by our panel of experts, we believe that the following is an accurate prediction of your future:Your future will be completely happy and satisfying. Your career will be successful, and for a time you will be considered the very pinnacle of your profession; your next serious relationship will be happy, and last till death do you part; and your outside life, including your family relationships, will also be fulfilling. Unfortunately, this will surprise you so much that you are completely unnerved; your nervous temperament will drive you to a death of stress and old age at 32 (or five years after you read this).
Remember: the future is changeable, and your knowledge of your future may lead to your avoiding the events that make it happen. Thus, we cannot guarantee results. (In fact, if you load this page again, you will most likely get a different fortune, due to this effect.) However, we are proud of our life forecasting service, and we stand behind our work.