Aaron's Fortune-Telling Program: Your Future

After careful deliberation by our panel of experts, we believe that the following is an accurate prediction of your future:

Your future is more clouded than that of most people. Somehow Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox will enter into it. In any case, it appears that you will soon discover your inborn talent, and as the world's greatest special effects technician will move to Marin County (California) and work with George Lucas on his new picture. Unfortunately, you will develop an allergy to German cars and Brie, and will be forced to move away and either work remotely or get another job with a company either in neon lights or in toy models.

Romantically, you will strike out again and again. Finally, you will settle down with someone even less desirable than you are, and neither of you will be happy.

Remember: the future is changeable, and your knowledge of your future may lead to your avoiding the events that make it happen. Thus, we cannot guarantee results. (In fact, if you load this page again, you will most likely get a different fortune, due to this effect.) However, we are proud of our life forecasting service, and we stand behind our work.

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