Aaron's Fortune-Telling Program: Your Future
After careful deliberation by our panel of experts, we believe that the following is an accurate prediction of your future:The person you're deeply infatuated with will fall madly in love with you, renounce his or her spouse or lover, and take you off to a five-thousand-acre ranch to live happily...
For two months, until he or she does it again with someone new.
Remember: the future is changeable, and your knowledge of your future may lead to your avoiding the events that make it happen. Thus, we cannot guarantee results. (In fact, if you load this page again, you will most likely get a different fortune, due to this effect.) However, we are proud of our life forecasting service, and we stand behind our work.